i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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