Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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