Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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