Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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