i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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