a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
they need to just BURY HIM!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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