Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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