no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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