yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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