It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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