So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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