i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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