They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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