all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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