When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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