Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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