I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
sex in a hospital.. check
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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