you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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