Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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