I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
