So drunk, too bad you don't want this
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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