this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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