In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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