yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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