No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
No subtext here. People are naked.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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