I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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