You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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