If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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