Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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