Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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