Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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