evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
please come you make the beer taste better
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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