I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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