I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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