try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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