Farmville is her only friend.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
They have beer where we have blood.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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