I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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