Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
