Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
We smell like vodka and hangover
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