Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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