She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
