yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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