ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
vagina is talking i cant
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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