ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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