Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
that's an acceptable place to lick
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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