PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Randomize
