Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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