I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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