I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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