Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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