You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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