Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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