i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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