Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Barsexuality is the new black.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I need to align my fucking chakras
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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