I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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